In Earth Shattering News, Jessica Simpson Shops for Her Man

You know it’s a slow news day when people report about Jessica Simpson shopping for…. gasp….. a man! There’s so much speculation going on about her and Tony Romo right now that even when she shows up in a men’s department and buys a few items, it makes the papers.

Apparently Jess “she showed up to shop at LFT in Victory Park on Wednesday” (that’s LAST Wednesday, btw) and she “spent time in the men’s department picking out items from James Perse and RRL.”~source

Are you as thrilled as I am? Perhaps they were hoping Tony would jump out of a clothes rack and ask Jess to marry him right there in the department store! No?