In honor of Friday the 13th

Today is Friday the 13th, and if you enjoy scaring yourself till you accidentally poo a little, then the following videos will certainly help you out.

First, the Friday the 13th trailer. No, I don’t know which one, there’s like a jillion of ‘em.

Next, every single kill in all the Friday the 13th movies. Obviously, this is scary. So if you’re a wuss, don’t watch it and then send me angry, indignant emails.