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According to the Daily Mail, which is DEFINITELY not a real reputable source but I read it anyway because I feel so Britishly naughty when I do, Jennifer Aniston might be making the switch to Kabbalah, you know, that trendy mystical ancient Jewish religion that did so much for Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan and their careers – oh, wait. NOT.
Seems that her and Kabbalabading-dong convert Demi Moore have struck up a friendship, and Demi just can’t stop gushing about how wonderful and life-changing Kabbalah is. Shoot, a piece of red string around your wrist can do all that? Sign me up!
I mean, seriously. These celebrity religions are like MADE of awesome – you get to make huge tax deductible donations, get yourself all prayed up by the best in celebrity shamans, have a fun little friendship with Demi Moore…..and here I am believing in a vengeful, stand-offish God like a SUCKER.
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Why has she not gotten lost yet…We are all tired of her!
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