It’s Sexy Time with Coco!

Holy crap, it’s Coco! I feel so honored that the Cocster would come to my humble little site to get her gossip on, don’t you? And if Coco is here, you KNOW it’s classy with a capital K, baby!

Okay, gossip time! First, new stuff from the new Indiana Jones movie.

Harrison Ford and Indiana Jones – thank you, baby Jebus

You can see lots of Indiana Jones pictures here: Indiana Jones pictures

Next: Tom and Katie are going to throw a big party for JLo and her new babies.

Bow Down To Your Thetan Overlords, Jennifer Lopez

Well, I told you earlier this week that Jennifer Lopez finally popped out those puppies, right? Now Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes want to throw them a $195k baby party. Yep, you read that right: $195,000. I’m guessing that the guests of honor will be Tom, Katie, JLo and L. Ron Hubbard, with maybe a surprise visit from Oprah. Cripes, can you imagine what they could with that money that WASN’T so overbearing and ostentatious? A helluva lot of good. – via MSN

Next: Christina Aguilera is really creeping me out with the ginormous boobages.

We Know You Have Large Breasts, Christina – Stop It Already

Hey, guess what? CHRISTINA IS NURSING, if you didn’t already figure that out by the humungous gazumbas staring you in the face with all their veiny goodness. I don’t know about you, but I don’t feel the need to have a peek at what’s on tap at the Dairy Queen. – BOOBIES!

Next: somebody at V magazine really hates Gwen Stefani.

That’s about it for today. See you tomorrow, my loverlies!