Jared Leto’s Teen Photos or Justine Bateman’s Wardrobe From ‘Family Ties’?

On the surface, this question may not seem to make much sense? “What are you asking us to choose between?” you may think to us (or write in our comment section, we can’t read your minds!). Well, you may have seen the photos today of Jared Leto from his pre-My So-Called Life modeling days. They are ridiculous and silly. But Jared Leto is barely relevant, and we don’t like giving any extra visibility to the 30 Seconds to Mars lead singer.

So instead, we present to you Mallory’s Clothing: A detailed Tumblr of the outfits worn by Justine Bateman’s character on Family Ties. Ah, muuuch better. But we’ll link to the Jared photos, just so you can make your decision with clear eyes and full hearts (can’t lose!).