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Monday, December 28, 2009 - 3:30 am ET
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Jennifer Hudson is expecting baby number two? Really?

jennifer-hudsonOnly four months after having her first baby with fiance David Otunga, it is rumored that Jennifer Hudson is pregnant with number two. So, if true, these kids would be like what, barely 12 months apart? Is she nuts? Just the thought of two babies under 1 makes me tired. I’m going to take a nap right after this, seriously.

Apparently she was “shocked” at the news. Wait, you mean SEX makes you PREGNANT?!?!? Holy shiznit, son! BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS TEH STORKS.

I always find it amusingly cute when people act all aghast that bumping nasties will actually implant your uterus with Cletus the Fetus. Did they not have sex ed in 8th grade – you know, when you put the condom on the banana? But we shouldn’t be upset with poor Jen – she’s just using the Britney Spears method of birth control!

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Monday, December 28, 2009 - 3:30 am ET
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  1. norma

    Jennifer Hudson was not shocked at all, because she is not expecting a new baby. The rumor is a LIE. No friend said no such thing. This is an attempt by the media trying to get back at the super star for not answering them the last pregnancy. The media can be some offer. Jennifer should treat these rumors as they did the before and not respond. Somebody is trying to throw salt in the multi-talented artist game, but Jen knows how to play the game very well. This super star had to work her way to the top the old fashion way, and at the top she will stay. To all the artist who are all caught up in Jennifer’s life and career, don’t let what is meant for you and your career pass you by throwing rocks and hiding hands. 2010 will be a hugh year for Jennifer, but given birth to another beautiful baby is not in the plans for now. However, 2011 might be enough time for Jen and husband to make room for another gorgeous baby.

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