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Aww, why so sad Jenny From The Block? What? What was that? Your nanny quit and now you and Skeletor Marc are going to take care of the babies all by yourself? Oh. I see. Well, here’s a couple of things you might want to know:
- Babies poop. A lot. You’ll have to clean that up. And no, the garden hose is not a good idea.
- Babies also cry a lot. Merely turning up your copy of “The Best of Menudo” will not calm them down.
- Basically, you’re screwed. I’d come over and help but I think you need to learn from this experience.
Apparently JLo is going to take a year off from releasing crappy Spanglish music albums and take care of the wee kinder by her own damn self. Yeah, I’m not joking. I think maybe she got into Marc’s methadone or something, because obviously this is a joke and she’s not thinking clearly. Although she could surprise us all and have the kids writing the sequel to “War and Peace” within six months while writing up the cure for cancer.
AHHH, poor thing all washed up in America? Has to make spanish records now! DUMBASS!
I give her two months (I’m not really sure she’ll last that long but I’m feeling generous today). There is no way this one could handle two babies by herself for a year. She is doing a public service though, no one is going to miss her music!!