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EZTexting.com has offered Jeremy Piven $1 Million to sign on as their spokesperson. Why Piven? They say he is an excellent representation of mass text. Let me tell you why.
Last week, Piven sent out a late night “booty call” to a group of attractive females. (You know what a booty call is right? Oh good, I didn’t want to have to explain it.) The first respondent received a hot date with him.
Did Piven and a new lucky text-message-receiving gal go on a hot date? Oh yes, it was a very successful test message. He landed a date with 23-year-old model Ashley Chontos. This is proof of the power of mass text messaging!
So, in realizing that Jeremy Piven was the perfect match for an EZTexting spokesperson, they offered him $1 Million, as well as unlimited access to the site for he and his entourage.
“Recent pop culture proves that the mass text isn’t going anywhere,” said CEO of EzTexting.com Shane Neman. “And what our company needs right now is an influential representative like Jeremy Piven, who knows the value of sending out a mass text message to reach an intended audience for marketing and other purposes. In his case, to find a beautiful woman at the end of a long night.”
I look at text messaging in a whole new light now. And to think I have been using it for “Can you grab some wine?” and “You better be home in 5 minutes!!!”. LOL.
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