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Friday, August 10, 2007 - 4:40 am ET
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Jessica Alba's STD Exposed

valtrex.jpgA rumor started this week may kill the Jessica Alba fantasies for all most men out there. According to the LARAGMAG, Jessica Alba had contracted Herpes from Derek Jeter, a NY Yankees player and a known “celebrity dater” whom Jessica Alba dated waaay back, before she was even Jessica Alba.

According to the RAG, an assistant for the Yankees camp at the time admitted of having to refill Jessica’s Valtrex prescription on a regular basis.

EDITOR NOTE: I call BS, this “RAG” got a lot of attention due to this piece though. Sure worth it for them.

Friday, August 10, 2007 - 4:40 am ET
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  1. Jessica Alba Wants YOU

    [...] of her possible STD, I am sure many men would take a night with Jessica Alba even if followed by a life long of pain. [...]

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  2. Wake up with Snarky

    [...] Jessica Alba has herpes? [...]

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  3. Movie Review Guy

    Thanks for ruining my image of her… ok, well, not really.

    Also, check out top 6 worst Jessica Alba movies here: http://eriksmovies.blogspot.com/2007/08/top-6-worst-jessica-alba-movies.html

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  4. deathinacan

    mmmm yeah, more than likely this is just BS. In all reality, nearly 60 – 70 percent of the worlds population has a form of Herpes at some point in their lives… Its a matter of having VAGINAL herpes that proposes a severe problem…

    either way… I’d still hit it…

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  5. AlbaFAN

    WHERE THERE IS SMOKE, THERE IS FIRE. THAT’S ALL I GOTTA SAY.

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  6. silk

    JESSICA ALBA??HERPES??HELL NO!!

    MY JESSICA DOES NOT HAVE HERPES!I WILL NOT BELIEVE IT!

    I AM GONNA KILL THAT DEREK BOY!

    SHES TOO TOO PRETTY TO BE HAVING A DISEASE LIKE THIS!

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  7. Honey

    one word. BULLSHIT.

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  8. lonelymindstir

    Join some herpes dating site like herpesmates.com if I were you. To meet friends who are suffer from herpes, hpv or other std. It is really a cool place to dating people who have std!

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  9. Moe

    One more reasons to hate the Yankees!

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  10. anonymous

    What were the names of those movies she did?

    OH……The FANTASTIC WHORE.

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  11. Wicked Wanda

    Such Bull Shit !!
    This week everyone found out that Jessica married a …”black man.” That really hurt them so they started the herpes rumor. Their fantasy lover curshed their little egos..hehehe!!!

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  12. Wicked Wanda

    Such Bull Shit !!
    This week everyone found out that Jessica married a …”black man.” That really hurt them so they started the herpes rumor. Their fantasy lover curshed their little egos….hehehe!!!

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  13. celena

    wow its crazy you would have never thought she would have herpes… that tell you everone can catch it no matter wat

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  14. CroweTheSlayer

    Anyone can catch it…you don’t have to sleep around. Paris Hilton has it but she IS a whore. I don’t really care for Jessica Alba. Having GH doesn’t “ruin” a person. That does go to show you, how “YOU NEVER KNOW”

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