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Doesn’t Jessica Simpson look adorable in her helmet on the set of Blonde Ambition where she plays a bike messenger? Gotta love the skull and pink socks!
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Doesn’t Jessica Simpson look adorable in her helmet on the set of Blonde Ambition where she plays a bike messenger? Gotta love the skull and pink socks!
Source Tags: jessica simpson, blonde ambition, bike messenger
Jessica Simpson is great for cycling. I think she is a little fat for a messanger. But I would fuck her….even with the helmet.
Don’t knock people who ride a bike.
As dumb as this talentless twit is I’d still like to cum on her tits.
At least its a singlespeed. (Maybe??) Shame its not a reality show like what those 2 kuntz ‘Simple Ho’s’ THAT I would watch, I would.
Messenger culture! I need to melt down my surly and rock a huffy now. Thanks hollywood!! go DC beeeyotch!!@!!
Looks like giant by the looks of those crappy forks.
Hey, at least she’s bringing some notoriety to cycling and bike messengers. Hey guess what, maybe people other than just bike messengers will start to believe that it’s a cool job. It could make people nicer towards messengers for a change. Look beyond square one.
not a stumpjumper unless they changed the forks…looks like the old fat chance forks…or maybe a Koski…anyways…I want her to get sweaty on my bike…never seen a bmx skid lid look so hot…ride safe everyone
erm, what? She’s gonna have some pretty impressive riding to do to top Queen Latifah from the start of that Taxi movie…Six years as a courier and nearly every other girl I met who couriered…HOTTER than her.
yall are gross, misogynist assholes. What’s with the fucking “kneepads” comment?
Thanks for ruining the publics views on bike messengers. Eck! Just looking at this picture makes me wonder how much they had to pay Jessica Simpson for a role she is obviously going to bomb. E-M-B-A-R-A-S-S-I-N-G if you ask me
Fixed,
I’m 6′ 3″ and 170 pounds – hardly a fat ass and given that you couldn’t get that right, i don’t think you’d have a clue about my life which does include riding a bike. Peace!
Is she supposed to be a bike messenger or a dirt bike racer? WTF?
no messenger in their right mind would dress liek that. Hell no messenger in any mind would dress like that!
Shiznaz, as if she decided on the bike and clothes to wear.
Stinky, your welcome – now get off your fat ass and get a life. :)
Fixed
thanks for clarifying, we were all a bit confused…
Don’t you know how much fun it is to make fun of celebrities? Especially when they are dumb ones pretending to be something they clearly have no idea about.
You people are SO anal. I’ll bet none of you are more than punk wannabe’s anyhow. It’s a freaking movie, not real life, morons.
She’s going to climb the corperate ladder … all the way up to dispatcher…
i’m guessing the need pads are for a non messenger activity
soooo lame. the low slung bag is gonna catch and knock her over, and she is way overdressed. also, she should try looking like she knows how to ride and isn’t about to fall off.
the x-men wore alot more than kneepads, and I’d bet they’re more “messenger” than you’ll ever be.