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Doesn’t Jessica Simpson look adorable in her helmet on the set of Blonde Ambition where she plays a bike messenger? Gotta love the skull and pink socks!
Source Tags: jessica simpson, blonde ambition, bike messenger
Doesn’t Jessica Simpson look adorable in her helmet on the set of Blonde Ambition where she plays a bike messenger? Gotta love the skull and pink socks!
Source Tags: jessica simpson, blonde ambition, bike messenger
dear jessica and ashlee:
mi am from mexico, but i am the number one fan of ashlee, she is my idol, kisses, i love you,, bye
i want most photos of ashlee, and her video INVISIBLE, is my favorite video, of everty time, and drake bell
i love the music of ashlee, but jessica dont like me
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you look kind of wierd but really really cute
omg guys, as if kneepads aren’t bad enough, look at the hands- those are those wrist guard things your mom tried to make you wear when you first started to rollerskate/blade/skateboard/something on wheels that isn’t a bike.
the kneepads area actually kinda cute. stupid, but cute.
swear thats not funny, that wasnt there b4 10x, for the insight, u go gurl, aw yeah something i notice, about us as messengers, we always have the same facial expressions on when on our bikes working, most like exhuasted frustration,tension car rage types exhuast fumes, shes a dream chip hopefully it encourages more gurls to join the industry, considering theres 80 in sydney an only 4 r girls.
GO jess hype it up it could help all us guys in the long run find girlfriends, that share the same interests.\
What… no toe clips? Stil, I’d like to have her naked with just the pink lid on ! whahahahaha
Must be cold. Look at the 4th picture.
Gurl,, idk,,, i hate everything , yet i love to wake up an do my job,, best advise been doing the messenger/courier for 5 – 6 yrs dont take it from any1 an do wha u feel like differently dont listen, doing this job still after 6 yrs is teaching me more about my self then i have learnt in 27 yrs of my life everydays differnent stick with your attitude gurl.
Have any of you tools even seen this train wrech yet? Maybe this is from the beginning, when she doesn’t know what she’s doing yet. Then, some tall, swarmy messenger, who loves his own sweaty ass crack will show her the ropes, and put the knee pads to use. Damn, I should write this movie, it would be fantastic.
-yep, the bag’s a total mess & the strap clips will probably tear up her leather & pinch her back if the bag ever lands there.
-and yep, those tubes are pretty nice…but I’ve always put my bag on first, then tubes (or laptop case or portfolio or whatever other thing that’s carried that way…ie. on opposing shoulder).
-and yes, thx meredith, sweating like hell busting ass around town is a pleasure like no other, & minimizing the clothing is best…skirts are usually the best…poor jess & her ignorant costume crew.
During a slow day at work last fall, I was watching a casino commercial in the making, and there was a “bike messenger” who was supposed to whiz by in one of the “bustling city” kind of shots. I was so embarrassed for the whole crew, not to mention the sucker playing messenger for $100, that I offered to help out or even be their real messenger for way less. The main costume woman was so stoked that she’d sewn an “authentic-looking” messenger bag, until she saw mine. I even offered to loan it for the shot (knowing they’d probably say no), and she said they needed something “a little cleaner.” They had this dude in a totally embarrassing outfit, riding an old rusty, filthy, frozen-chained Huffy-type thing (with the name covered); white with a genuine ’80′s splash-paint finish. I’m sure that guy was mortified, but only because here was a little crew of us critiquing the set-up and trying to give him pointers on how to fake being just like us.
Point–in defense of those of us who bristle at portrayals of messengers such as this one: when a lawyer/physician/waitress/cop/school janitor/receptionist etc. is depicted in a visual genre (movie, t.v., etc.), it seems as though there are pretty sincere efforts made to present a believable character, even if it’s a composite of the “real thing” in order to create the image of an “average” whatever it is. Clearly, in the case of Mess(y)ing Jess, no one bothered to check with anything other than a weak imagination of what it might be like to be/look like a messenger, much less a girl messenger.
p.s. doesn’t she have a lock?
Actually, that fork looks like a PlanetX Knifen fork (yes, that’s its real name) http://www.planet-x-bikes.com/old/catalogue/forks/superlightsteel.shtml
and the frame also looks like a PlanetX type of frame.
She doesn’t look like a bike messenger at all though.
since her sister can pretend to sing and lip synch on SNL, this is kinda like her pretending to know about bikes. both of them pretending, and that is what acting is all about, isn’t it?
the hottest bike messenger is still jessica alba in dark angel. as far as simpson as someone who rides bikes at all, much less a messenger, the fifth picture down ruins the whole notion, unless the movie is about someone who just started messengering and doesn’t know how quite yet.
She looks like the pose-job kids we won’t talk to.
Paul is so right and so wrong! I’d be wearing way less clothes but still be sweating my ass off. Shed the coat, NEVER wear a bulky scarf and enjoy the sweat trickling down the small my back as I bust my ass around town. Sweat is an amazing cleansing for the body. Guess Ms. Simpson doesn’t know the meaning of “hard work” OR function B4 fashion. Duh.
>>”She looks terribly overdressed, especially looking at the other characters/extras/people who are walking nearby. A half-mile of cycling and she’ll be a sweaty mess. The jacket, is that leather? Fashionable, but hardly breathable.”
Perspiration is, like, soooo uncool.
Who cares, I just want to see her naked
What a bunch of trollers… ;)
In Jessica’s defense, some numbnuts in the constuming dept. didn’t do their job. Someone’s supposed to do some research for costuming, and anyone who’s ridden a bike to commute (much less messenger) knows that this outfit would never never work. Those Jessica lovers out there, there’s no need to take offense at the comments of the bicycle people/messengers: we all want to see bicycle culture fairly and accurately represented, and this is a just not it. Plus, it IS fun to flame singers (mediocre ones at that) who can’t act their way out of a paper bag.
Inre; quicksilver. You have to admit, it’s funny as hell. Right up there with American Flyers w/ costner.