Jesus says that Madonna has no faults, is some kind of magical creature

We all know that Madonna is going out with a 22 year old model named Jesus Luz, right? Well, he is well and truly whipped, as he is now going around saying that Madge is “without fault”, full of some kind of unicorn goodness, poops kittens, etc. Here’s what he had to say:
‘Madonna is beautiful, a person full of positive energy, with no visible faults. I found her marvellous. Her personality also impressed me.
Okay, let’s substitute “positive energy” for Botox, “faults” for self-restraint, and “personality” for vadge. Let’s have another go:
‘Madonna is beautiful, a person full of Botox, with no visible self-restraint. I found her marvellous. Her vadge also impressed me.
Ah, that’s more like it!