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Joel Madden is looking for pretty much anything to get him away from Female Skeletor these days. His newest thing? He wants Nicole to “find God” before he marries her.
Uh huh. I know. Apparently he has strong Christian beliefs and wants Nicole to repent of her sins, and bring Harlow up believing in God. I have no problem with all that, but why force your beliefs on someone else? And he didn’t have any issues with her morality when he sperminated her. Just sayin’. This is just the first of many tests for poor Nicole….next, he’ll be asking her to kill Medusa and bring back her head, or find the Lost Ark, or the Presiden’t Secret Book. Nicole better start drinking some damn protein shakes or something.