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John Mayer's Brad and Angelina Joke

Rolling Stone has a hoot of an interview with singer John Mayer – I am printing it after the jump, because there are some nasty little words in it, not to mention a little religous slur that you might not want to be forcefed unknowingly. So now that you know, take a jump, if you dare. You have been duly warned. ;)

Here is one of John Mayer’s jokes: “Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie. I think he has it terrible, because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blow job, what do you tip your head back and think of to help you finish? You have nothing left — just Jesus on a polar bear in the middle of the snow, saying, ‘You greedy motherfucker, I’ve got nothing for you.’”

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  1. By JOHN
    836 days ago

    John Mayer+ Jennifer Aniston = JOKE

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  2. By bore
    835 days ago

    Look at JM . He is a butterfly. He is not good either. He can’t say anything bad about other. He fall in love with the women older than him 9 years. Who is criticizer him? He better shut up, enjoy his sister girlfriend Jen

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  3. By Michael Lucka
    784 days ago

    John mayer is of jewish decent, but he does not practice judaism, therefore you wont see him on the list of Jewish american musicians on wikipedia. The joke was really no big deal

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  4. By Daisy
    756 days ago

    You are correct that John Mayer is Jewish. His ancestry is German and Russian.

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  5. By Christ…elle
    749 days ago

    He is Jewish.
    His grand mother name is HOFFMANN…

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  6. By Gary Larson
    748 days ago

    JM should stick to the music and leave the funnies to Carrot Top or ….someone.

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  7. By feesh
    659 days ago

    Hmmmm. Funny he should say that…. I wonder if he feels that way about Jen? Because to me it sounds like he thinks Angie is hot and is paying her some sort of sick compliment!

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  8. By elliot
    250 days ago

    I think people are too sensitive…the media exaggerates things way too much. Why should John Mayer stick with music and not comedy? Let him do what he wants. He’s not quitting music and it’s really not a big deal. It’s not like musicians only have a musical life. Until he’s taking other people’s rights in any way it should not concern you. Stop being so sensitive. In no way was I offended and I love Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie……and Jesus………….and polar bears.

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  9. By Julie
    47 days ago

    angie and brad aren’t married

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