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Mon, Sep 11 2006

John Mayer’s Brad and Angelina Joke

Rolling Stone has a hoot of an interview with singer John Mayer – I am printing it after the jump, because there are some nasty little words in it, not to mention a little religous slur that you might not want to be forcefed unknowingly. So now that you know, take a jump, if you dare. You have been duly warned. ;)

Here is one of John Mayer’s jokes: “Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie. I think he has it terrible, because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blow job, what do you tip your head back and think of to help you finish? You have nothing left — just Jesus on a polar bear in the middle of the snow, saying, ‘You greedy motherfucker, I’ve got nothing for you.’”

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  1. By Pitchajarun

    I agree with 7. cb I too thought it was hysterically funny, i laughed aloud & forwarded it on in an email to my friends. Its actually complimentary to Brad & Ange as well, so i dont know what you uptights are so worried about! ppl just wanna be annoyed cause they’re bored & even being annoyed is feeling something & better than feeling nothing!! get a real cause to feel something for!

  2. By Margaret

    I don’t get it, but from what I read, it sounds pretty trashy and I don’t think this guy is going to get very far.

    M

  3. By cb

    I thought it was hysterically funny.

  4. By anamanzana

    Obviously he’s never been in love with the unfortunate woman giving him a blow job if he had to “go somewhere else” to get over the top!!!

  5. By geri

    that is so below the belt. he’s just after some cheap publicity, i wont be surprised if he doesnt last in the music business at all.

  6. By viva brangelina

    yeah, i agree about what BAMZS 4-ever said.
    He should not make any joke about other’s people religion.
    I’m a moslem, but i really really don’t respect a person who thinks that his/her belief is the most right one. Mr. Mayer is a jewish if i’m not mistaking….

  7. By Deana Owens

    Geez, this guy is a no talent hack, who is severly not funny. People in Glass Houses should not throw stones. He was the one boning Jessica Simpson.
    D

  8. By BAMZS 4-EVER

    He should take what he says about Jesus back!

  9. By viva brangelina

    hhmmm not a funny joke at all mr mayers. he will regret it one day.
    i never like anyone who loves to talk about other’s people’s life and make it a joke as if they are perfect.
    thank god i downloaded his music for free. his music didnot worth any cents of my money, and for sure he’s not worth my respect as well.
    but anyway, who the hell cares?