Jon Gosselin is having an affair with a teacher?

Have you see this show, Jon and Kate Plus 8?

Yeah. I’ve watched it a few times, and finally gave up because Kate is so incredibly mean and shrewish. Well, turns out that Jon got tired of it and is stepping out on Miss Kate with a teacher half his age named Deanna Hummel. He’s been over to her house and things have been happenin’, if you know what I mean. Bow chicka wow wow! Here’s a quote from her brother:

“A lot of the time, it was pretty, um, gross listening to her, you know, um — how do I say this? The walls are thin. Let’s just say that. I mean, no one wants to hear his sister having sex, let alone with a married dude who’s, like, almost twice her age and who has eight kids and a maybe-crazy wife. Ick. Nast.”

LOL! OMG, that made me totally snort water out my nose. Seriously though, I would think twice before angering Kate Gosselin – she is a bonafide whack job. You do not want to incur the wrath of this woman – his penis is guaranteed to end up in a field somewhere. Don’t believe me? Here are the top two clips of her nut job self:

Kate Gosselin is Nuts Part 1

Kate Gosselin is Nuts Part 2

See what I mean? Uh huh. Jon best keep it in his pants or else find some kind of radioactive meteor he can get hit with to develop a kickass super power that will help him withstand the wrath of SupaBiyatch!