Hell hath no fury like a publicist scorned: with only a week left till our beloved Southern belles Real Housewives of Atlanta return to Bravo, Jonathan Jaxson, or “JJ”, the publicist Kim Zolciak hired to try to turn her into a real celebrity after the show’s spectacular first season, who she then had a major blow-out with, has taken to his blog with some reveals about Miss Kim. Some we already know (it’s a fact the bitch bleeds white wine), but there are some interesting tidbits:
- JJ says Kim has gotten re-engaged to her sugar daddy, “Big Poppa”, a man who’s identity is still a confusing mystery, probably because he’s still legally married.
- Jill Zarin may want to call the Atlanta housewives for negotiating tips on their contract. JJ claims that Kim and the other women got $100,000 for a whole season, which was a “battle.”
- Kim has apparently had a tummy tuck, in addition to some other work.
- She spends $50,000 a month and is entirely funded by “battering” with men. Does JJ mean barter?
- JJ tried to class up her act by bringing the “best wig designer in Atlanta” to her house but she refuses and wears cheap, synthetic hair. Did I mention Season 2 will focus on Kim’s attempt to start a wig line?
- Of her singing career, Kim must be friends with new housewife, Kandi Buruss, who is an actual professional singer and songwriter. It’s called “Don’t Be Tardy To The Party.” If anyone has a copy of the song that I can post, e-mail me: maria.diaz@b5media.com
[Image: Bravo/NBC Universal, Via JJs Dirt]

Guess girlfriend wants to be the modern Anna Nicole Smith. Just hope Big Poppa makes an honest woman of her. And himself!
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This women is totally nuts. Does she not see herself as we see her? All I know is what goes around comes around. If she is taking another womens man, and proud of it, how can they both trust each other. Once a cheater always a cheater. But then again maybe they both deserve each other. Losers tend to gravitate towards losers. The hair thing is gross. But at least she is not taking the real hair wigs from women who really need it from having cancer. She is just plain fake all over.
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kim wears a wig because she has a disease called alopecia areata. its a genetic auto immune disorder where your hair falls out. so she cant really help the hair thing.
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