JWOWW Gives A Licking And Keeps on Ticking

We feel bad for anyone who angers Jenni “JWOWW” Farley from MTV’s Jersey Shore. Even Angelina. (Sometimes.) The woman is stacked, and as she’s demonstrated on the show, she knows how to throw a punch. The producers of TNA Wrestling have certainly taken note. They recently paid JWOWW a cool $15,000 to appear on Spike TV’s IMPACT!

JWOWW’s first fight was last night. And from the looks of it, some Jersey Shore wannabe got some straight up JWOWW open hand slapping shipped directly to her face.

We’re still unclear on what delusion would make any female want to step into a wrestling ring with JWOWW. And as these shots from JWOWW’s Facebook page make clear, it looks like Cookie didn’t stand a chance.

The fight airs Thursday night at 9, but as far as we can tell, JWOWW dominated. Check out the expression of pure glee on JWOWW’s face before the fight even began:

We checked with our body language expert El Cesar. That stance clearly translates as:

“I”m going to enjoy picking your extensions out of my teeth later!”

I just hope Cookie also got paid well to have her ass beat on TV. Because from the looks of it, she was never going to get very far with JWOWW:

JWOWW is about twice her size, and while she may have the intimidating smirk down, Cookie doesn’t seem to deploy even half of JWOWW’s killer instinct.