JWOWW Unlocks Secret To Anti-Aging

Where JWOWW goes, Crushable follows. So we followed the Jersey Shore star as she ostensibly scored tons of dough to make a random photo opportunity promoting a new anti-aging skincare line by cosmetic surgeon Dr. Stephen T. Greenberg (that’s him on the left in this photo).

Greenberg held a cocktail party beforehand at a tiny Italian restaurant in midtown Manhattan. It was an awkward mingling of photographers and people who partook of the fried zucchini and Champagne while awaiting the arrival of the overnight success story known as JWOWW, aka Jenni Farley. When she finally showed up, the crowds parted ways and basked in the glory of JWOWW. Greenberg talked about his innovative new skincare products blah blah blah blah blah. Then it was JWOWW’s turn to give her speech, and as expected, it was awesome. She spoke about her tanning-induced skin problems, and how she actually really likes Greenberg’s stuff. We would too, if we got paid $$$.

Then she left and so did we. Two takeaways: JWOWW’s 15 minutes are not over yet. And her boobs are HUGE. But you knew that already. Still.  Wow.