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In an interview with Playboy magazine, that towering leader of the literary world, the legendary (in his own mind) Kanye West would like us all to know that basically, he is like a god, and we mere mortals should be thankful to be in his presence. In other words, BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW OVERLORD, YOU PESKY MINIONS.
Here’s just one of his pearls of wisdom. I don’t think we could handle more than one; nobody could handle that much enlightenment:
“I’m not exaggerating. When I heard about Sting doing it (30 hour sex session), I thought, Yo, is this possible? I studied up on the breathing techniques and the focus. Now I think to myself, I cannot believe I’ve been going this long! [laughs] Night is turning into day and I’m still goin’ at it.”
O RLY? I call shenanigans, Kanye. I’m guessing you’re more of a five minute man; one minute of foreplay, two minutes of copulation (love that word), and two minutes of sobbing helplessly into your Strawberry Shortcake pillow. Now, that’s more like it!
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You racist people need to stop. He is a good artist. I think you need to get off his back.
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