I guess I’m not the only one who loves poking fun of Scientology, TomKat and Suri Cruise:
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ baby daughter Suri is doing nicely after birth. The mother, however, is still recovering after having her tongue re-sewn after having it surgically removed prior to birthing. The strict laws of Scientology demand that women in labor be as quiet as possible. During labor, Holmes also had her mouth stuffed with cotton, her lips duct-taped, and a pillow put over her face. Via the Lala Times

Nothing about scientology and thier tactics would suprise me.