Keira Knightley gets beaten up – video!

Keira Knightley is doing her part to raise awareness of how stupid domestic violence is and how anyone who hits their girlfriend or wife should probably get their Mr. Happy crushed in some kind of blender/food processor. Here she is getting the living daylights beaten out of her by an imaginary boyfriend who thinks she’s cheating on him. Remember, it’s not real, so don’t start sending her care packages filled with your homemade oatmeal raisin cookies or anything. You can send those to me, if you want, but make them chocolate chip instead. Oh! And could you include some Thin Mints? We ran out at my house. Thanks!