Keith Richards is a bona fide freak of nature, and here’s why.

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Okay, so I think we can all agree that Keith Richards is some kind of alien being, right? Well, this newest quote from him just seals the deal on that:

“Doctors all over the world want my body when it finally goes. Apparently, I do have an incredible immune system. I had Hepatitis C and cured it myself. Just by being me… They (doctors) want it so they can study it and figure out how to make other people much better. I mean, I eat everything wrong. I shove terrible things inside me.”

I want him and Richard Simmons to team up for a world tour, don’t you? It would be freaking AWESOME. We could call it the Richard and Richards Tour! Simmons with his little satin shorts and Keith with his various terrible things he shoves inside himself. Money in the BANK, people.