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And now, before you forget about our confident Southern belles, the Real Housewives of Atlanta I present to you a tale of two singers.
First, Kim Zolciak delivers a performance worthy of the end of a night at a karaoke bar. And trust that if there’s one thing I know a lot about, it’s singing badly at a bar in front of words rolling on a screen. Fellow housewife Kandi did the right thing by jumping up on stage with her, as I myself have done with friends who were up on stage and losing the battle with the mic.
Second, we have Kandi, singing her new single “I Fly Above” and acting like uh, a true performer, dedicating the song to her deceased ex-fiancee AJ. It’s a solid show and a great way to sing us out of this very, very, very long season. Fly above all the drama, y’all!
I was laughing so hard I thought I was gonna pee my pants when Andy asked Kandi IF she used some kind of “auto” tune/tone etc..on Kim’s voice! DUH! Andy, hon, I know you get paid to point out the obvious and idiotic, but ya could have at least come up with something that was debatable! The people who walked out of that Britney Spears concert in Australia would have blown that place up if they’d come to see Kim “sing”. It was wretched–yet absolutely hilarious at the same time because Kim still thinks she’s a phenomenal vocalist. If she was singing karaoke, it would have to be behind one of those chicken-wire stage barriers so she wouldn’t hit with beer bottles, ash trays, etc… (On second thought, I WOULD pay to see that-and I’d even bring some tomatoes, eggs, and whatever else was getting green and fuzzy in my fridge to offer the audience!) Everyone who has read my other comments knows I adore Kandi, but when she said she had ANOTHER song in mind for Kim to squawk, I lost a lot of respect for her. It’s obvious that she’s willing to make our ears bleed just to capitalize on the whole “freak show factor” that is Kim Zolciak. And why the hell did they have back-up dancers when there were only five people watching the stage?? That was WAY over the top….even for the Atlanta drama queens AND Dwight!
One novel, but horrible song was MORE than enough! Another track from Kim–no matter how many miracle-workers are in the studio to “tweak” it word-by-word, note-by-note, would be considered torture under the Geneva Convention!
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