Kirsten Dunst is in rehab

I’m telling you, Rehab is the New Black. It’s like, the COOLEST. I would go to rehab myself, except I don’t really have an addictive habit. Well, other than watching American Idol, and I don’t think that counts. Does it?

Anyway, Kirsten Dunst is in rehab, poor little lamb:

Kirsten Dunst has checked herself into Cirque Lodge in Utah, Star has learned exclusively.

Spider-Man’s Mary Jane made the decision to follow in the footsteps of Cirque patients such as Lindsay Lohan and Richie Sambora — after a week of wild parties at last month’s Sundance Film Festival. Fellow actress Eva Mendes is also in the mountaintop facility right now. Mary-Kate Olsen was treated at Cirque for food issues.

“She desperately needed help,” a source in Utah tells Star. “She seemed to be intoxicated when she checked in because she was acting really erratic. She was extremely emotional, constantly breaking down in tears.

– source

I would cry too if I had to kiss Peter Parker…upside DOWN, even. Ewww.