Let’s see what’s going on this afternoon…

NOT MUCH. I did take the doggies to the groomer and now they’re like three feet wide, they’re so fluffy. On to the goss!

First, Jackass Steve-O just got arrested. And so the downward spiral (hopefully) begins…..

Get to Jail, Jackass

This literally JUST happened as I was starting to write: Steve-O got arrested for investigation of vandalism and possession of a controlled substance at his Hollywood home. Seriously, anyone who does this for a living:

Totally deserves to go to jail. Next: is Ellen Page gay?

Gimme the Ghey, Juno

You be the judge:

LOL! Next: rumors are going around that Nicole Kidman isn’t really pregnant.

What what what? Nicole? Baby?

Now THIS would be juicy if it were true, which it might be, which is why I’m calling it a rumor. Seems as if there is some speculation that Nicole is actually sporting a prosthetic belly (such as it is so far) and has hired a surrogate to pop out a puppy for her. I think this is interesting, but she’s been talking about having a baby for so long that I’m kind of skeptical. Either way, it makes for good reading.

I’m going to leave you with this until tomorrow morning:

Crazy, right? OMG – like I needed something else to get me terrified of flying!!! Till tomorrow morning, my loverlies!