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David Letterman talked about American Idol on his late-night talk show last night. He, of course, quickly quipped about the fact that both of the Idol contestants are named Dave.
It was slightly rough when he said “Fame and fortune is at their feet, I mean just take a look at the last several American Idols – like rocket ships to the moon.” I’m guessing he’s referring to the careers of Taylor Hicks and Jordin Sparks – ouch! Anyway, here’s the Top 10 list:
10. Judges harshly critique your performance before you sing.
9. Most of the votes you received – wrong numbers.
8. When you sing, that thing on Amy Winehouse’s head starts yelping
7. Producers refuse to tell you where the finale is being held.
6. Even Dick Cheney thinks what you do is cruel and inhumane.
5. While talking to Ryan Seacrest, you nervously yell, “No Deal, Howie!”
4. Every time you hit a high note your pants fall down.
3. No number 3 – writer playing Grand Theft Auto 4 on XBox – promises jokes tomorrow.
2. Even Hillary admits you have no chance.
1. You’re so desperate, you skipped Paula and slept with Randy.