Lily Allen is pregnant

Speaking of pregnant celebrities, singer Lilly Allen is also pregnant with her MUCH OLDER boyfriend’s demon spawn:

The 22-year-old singer found she was expecting last month, but has only revealed the news to close family.

She and CHEMICAL BROTHER boyfriend ED SIMONS, 37, are delighted.

A source close to the singer said: Lily is thrilled to be pregnant and can’t wait to become a mum. She’s a real family person.

– source

Good Sweet Buttered Moses. These people have never apparently heard of a little something called birth control? Even a hobby OTHER than getting it on? Give me a break.