Firstly, going without underwear is seldom a “sexual” act. If any of you had ever lived (or visited) in a hot country with high humidity, you would know just how hot and sticky a pair of undies can be for us. I regularly go without panties while I am out shopping etc., usually with a knee-length dress or skirt (or longer). And in the intense heat of summer the LAST thing I am thinking about is whether someone’s getting a look up there – lucky them if they do, though I certainly don’t go flashing anyone on purpose! Many Australian women around my age and older, including a few of my friends, don’t wear undies for this very reason.

Call me a slut if you like, little teeny-bops in training bras. Other than my husband I have only ever slept with 2 other men in all my 34 years – theory blown. And as for Lindsay, she no doubt travels extensively throughout countries that are even hotter than this one, and quite likely finds, like I do, that it is more comfortable to go without.

Your derision, children, should be directed at the slime-ball paparazzi that follow these stars (like Paris, Lindsay and Britney) around waiting their every moment for a sneaky snapshop up their skirts. To them I say leave the poor girls alone, for god’s sake, and stop your voyeuristic obsessions!

Lohan is another talentless, irresponsible, undisciplined, misguided, useless whore who will be forgotten shortly.

Peace out!