Madonna goes out on a date with Jesus

So Madonna is already hitting the dating scene since her divorce with Guy Ritchie, and who has she chosen for her first public dinner date? Why, a 22 year old model named, appropriately, Jesus. I’ve heard of trying to hold on to your youth, but this is just getting silly now. Or maybe she’s just auditioning this guy for her daughter Lourdes?

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