Mariah Carey believes that she has finally learned how to dress tastefully. Poor little lamb.

Oh, Mooriah Carey! You are so talented, yet so horrifyingly delusional!

In a new interview, Butterfly Glitter Rainbow has decided that all her tacky miniskirts, sausage casings, etc. are just the result of poor self-esteem when she was younger. Apparently, a 20 year old guy told her she looked hot in tight pants when she was 12. Uh, what? I would be more concerned that a TWENTY YEAR OLD was ogling a 12 year old then whether or not my pants looked good, how about you?

And since when did she stop dressing like a circa 1989 mall rat from New Jersey? Because if she has, nobody but herself has gotten the memo. Exhibit A:

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