Mariah Carey: “People think I’m a ditzy moron”

So let’s talk about Mariah Carey and do a quick little free word association. What’s the first thing you think of when I say Mariah Carey?

I’m interested in what you’ll say. Mariah believes that everyone thinks she’s a ditzy moron:

“It’s a dichotomy, I understand,” she tells Allure magazine. “I understand that people think I’m a ditzy moron.”
And don’t let Carey’s short skirts fool you!
“I’m Mary Poppins: I’m what the button-up girls are supposed to be,” she swears to the mag.
Despite her micro-mini skirt from Saturday Night Live this weekend, she sees herself as “eternally 12.”

Mariah! You’re making it too easy, bb. First, we don’t THINK you’re a ditzy moron, we KNOW you’re a ditzy moron. Second, saying you feel “eternally 12″ is quite frankly extremely creepy and disturbing. Third, could you please hire a stylist and stop dressing like a backup dancer for New Kids On The Block? Thank you.