McConaughey to plant placenta of his son

Let it be said “We’ve come a long way baby.”

While it may have been tradition or ritualistic for a tribe to plant the placentas under the placenta tree – we have come a long way and well, there’s Miracle Grow for that.

Had Matthew taken his son’s placenta, donated it to science or preserved it in some way for future life saving efforts, I would have found that admirable.  Frankly, the idea of planting it in an orchard kinda grosses me out and I’m beginning to wonder if the hot, sexy actor is about washed up.

Freaks just don’t survive – not in Hollywood anyway.

Please, someone, save Matthew McConaughey – he’s too hot to meltdown.

(image: newscom)