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"No seriously, tiered denim skirts and studded pleather belts go together like Red Bull and vodka. My kinkajou picked it out. They're very intuitative."
Call me a reptile-phile, but this color-fade shift is totally rad, even if it does resemble an iguana%u2019s underbelly.
SELENA: Tay-Tay, tell me the truth, do I look like a ragamuffin or urban hipster in these threads?
SWIFTY: Ummm, well, I%u2019m partial to moonbeam sparkles and lifesized bows on EVERYTHING, but it can be fun to take risks. Don%u2019t tell anyone, but I stayed up for the 11:00 news last night! OMG, it felt so right!
Who doesn%u2019t love some Funfetti cake deliciousness? Word to the wise: If you have a little mishap with the mixer, just tack on a fanny pack bow for the perfect distraction.
We now know what J-Love did with the jewels Jamie Kennedy gifted her during their magical courtship. Reuse, reduce, recycle, people. Dripping in molten metal is a good look%u2014hawter than a Cash-4-Gold commercial.
KRISTEN BELL: Why is your name spelled wrong?
KRISTIN WITH AN %u2018IN%u2019: Why is your dress so wrong? It%u2019s a little shroomy, don%u2019tcha think? Smiles!
KRISTEN BELL: Whatevs, Stinkerbell, you%u2019re just sad because you%u2019re stuck in that tired blue steel getup. It%u2019s%u2026what%u2019s the word%u2026OLD.
KRISTIN WITH AN %u2018IN%u2019: I believe SLEEK is the word, Belltone. Personally, I%u2019d pick sleek over the tufted underside of a fungus any day.
KRISTEN BELL: Not I. Have you met my boyfriend? The one with the ponytail bangs?
Xtina Applegate is back to playing it cool. She can%u2019t be bothered to shimmy herself into some shiny, flouncy confection of a dress. Pair leggings with a boyfriend blazer and tissue-thin tunic, and you%u2019ve got the lazy girl%u2019s sweet-ass uniform.
Poshcakes, are those%u2014gasp%u2014drawstring linen pants? My word, you ALMOST look human! Points for accessorizing with killer platform pumps and aviators. We wouldn%u2019t want to see you downslide into flipflop-wearing Britneyland.
ANTM Lesson #37: When wearing an LBD that%u2019s heavy on the %u2018L,%u2019 always put your back into it.
"No seriously, tiered denim skirts and studded pleather belts go together like Red Bull and vodka. My kinkajou picked it out. They're very intuitative."
Who's got two thumbs and is completely over the elasti-dress? This guy. Let's not kid ourselves. This is nothing more a glorified control slip, probably constructed from recycled bra straps and dyed a shiteous shade of purple. Let it die.
The ultimate fashion mullet: business on the top; party on the bottom. I'm sorry Miss Jackson, but are you smuggling Prince Michael, Paris and Afghan in those saggy cropped sweats?
While I applaud America%u2019s courage (and pee-time patience) to rock a jumpsuit, those pleats have got to peace out. No pelvis requires that much breathing room.
Too-tight blazer, bustier and skinny jeans%u2026she must be interviewing for the assistant manager position at Hooters. Lots of luck to you and your jugs, Mena!
Ruffled tiers of flesh-toned lace? Really? I%u2019m dying to know what possessed M2 to craft a column dress from her American Girl Dolls%u2019 bed skirts. Not attractive on the lady form.
Somehow Ginnifer Goodwin manages to make even red lace look classy (a Frederick%u2019s of Hollywood staple). Unfortch, a random dog was convinced she was a fire hydrant adorned with a Bozo collar.
Orange you glad I didn%u2019t say banana? That%u2019s a whole lotta vitamin C to drink in, Gill. Scurvy will not make a comeback. Promise.
