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Yesterday Wacko Jacko sort of announced that he was backo, but then he went to Burger King and got a few cheese stackos, decided to get on his computer to hacko, and then remembered he needed to packo. Yes, I’m enjoying myself, how about you?
Anywhodooles, it’s true – Micheal Jackson graced us all with his immortal presence yesterday, announcing that he’s going to do a summer concert series. Here’s his (suggested) playlist:
- “Let’s Hear It For The Boy”
- “When I Think About You I Touch Myself”
- “Let’s Talk About Sex”
- “Wild Thing”
- “Angel in the Centerfold”
And so on. Here’s what MJ looks like these days; you might want to grab your Jesus Juice to take this rubber mug in properly:
I like to think about Michael before he went all funhouse mirror on us, don’t you? It’s sort of awkward to see him like this, especially when he honestly doesn’t think anything’s going on that’s out of the ordinary. Plus, it’s REALLY HARD for me to get past the whole touching the kinder thing. Sorry, Mikey.
you all at this site are arogant pricks, you wanna know when his nose will fall off? wtf is wrong with you insognificant pricks, i bet u were all sexually abused as children, so u think u have to thrash somebody else to make yourselfs feel like you’re actually worth something. but you are NOT.
People like you made Michael’s life miserable. RIP MJ.
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