Mom to Pam Anderson: “I wish you were gay!”

Pam’s mom knows what’s going on. She sees her daughter getting together with a whole host of shady characters: married to porn king Rick Salomon, back and forth with former husband Tommy Lee, etc. So basically, she’s had enough, and told her daughter she wishes she were gay:

“Lately my mother has said, ‘I wish you were gay, considering your choice of men!’ “ – source

Okay! So who do you think would be a good match for Pammie? Come on, let’s play matchmaker……Fiddle on the Roof, baby!

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