Morning gossip roundup

Madonna’s husband actually doing something other than being arm candy -The Bosh

Brooke Hogan once again proving she’s an idiot – Hollyscoop

Woody Allen with Scarlett Johansson gives me the heebie jeebies – Popcrunch

Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae are going to the governmental woodshed – Jossip

Fran Drescher is the new face of health…or something – Celebitchy

Introducing Nicolas Cage and his dead squirrel toupee – dlisted

Britney Spears actually looked decent at the VMA’s – Popsugar

Rachel Zoe is a big crybaby – Jezebel

So, Courtney Love walked into a bar, trying to be relevant, failed miserably – Gawker

Hayden Panettiere’s boobs are trying to get away from her – Egotastic