New Dolce and Gabbana Phone

For every Paris Hilton wannabe, from Motorola:

“MOTORAZR V3i DOLCE & GABBANA unites the elegance and unique design of Motorola with the individual style and attitude of DG. This distinctive gold handset comes with a fashionable lanyard and is loaded with DG ringtones, screen savers & wallpapers. Available for purchase in the same exclusive collection are a DG gold eel skin carry case, S200 gold headphones and matching compatible Bluetooth® enabled H700 headset. MOTORAZR V3i DOLCE & GABBANA, perfect marriage of design and technology.”

I believe the price is around $2000 but I’m not absolutely sure; there’s conflicting information. But what I REALLY want to know about this phone is this: will it keep Brandon Davis from making an ass of himself? Because if so, his handlers/bodyguards/parents should grab one up for him ASAP.