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Happy New Year, honies! I’m going to take the day off tomorrow to spend the day in quiet prayer and reflection and by that, I mean, I mean stuff myself full of food and wine in Napa with a gentleman caller. My New Year’s resolution is to get a song I’ve been working on, “Regrets Only” turned into a dance hit. Now I need to find a working singer songwriter to befriend!
A few people I think could use some good New Year’s resolutions are our girls, the collective casts of the Real Housewives. Here are some ideas I had:
1. Gretchen Rossi
Date better men and don’t get drunk in front of cameras. Or Ryan Vieth. Get some self-esteem girlfriend, and do like Kandi’s song: RISE ABOVE.
2. Sheree Whitfield
Learn to stop pulling weaves and enroll in a an anger management class on how to deal with “professionals” in the party planning industry.
3. Teresa Guidice
Return to school for woodmaking certificate, emphasis on table making.
4. Ramona Singer
Learn how to properly pronounce the word “kudos” although “kadoose” is second to “trashbox” in hilarity.
5. Vicki Gunvalson
Refrain from referring to any part of yourself as a “love tank.”
What are some of resolutions you’d give to some of the Housewives? Besides paying their bills on time, of course!
Maria,
Get in good with Kandi Burruss! She can make ANYONE sound amaaaazing!:)
I am working on getting our girls to fess up on their New Years resolutions! I will keep you posted if I get a good response.
Until then, Happy New Year in Napa!
Chandra
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new years resolutions
Kim – resolve to get some backbone and leave nene alone and do your thang
sheree – resolve to really look at yourself and understand as the rest of the world does that you ain’t all that!!!!!!!!!!!
#2 Give Dwight credit for pulling that fasion show off without your air headed help.
lisa – resolve to stop being a fake
Kandi – never change from your basic self! Continue to strive to be real
nene – stop hatin’ on Kandi’s success!
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Maria,
There is a psychic coming on the show Jan 14th. He sent me the predictions that he gives the girls for 2010. (http://www.realitywanted.com/newsitem/2752-the-real-housewives-of-orange-county-exclusive-2010-predictions-from-guest-star-psychic) BUT I am stilllll working on getting their own predictions :)
C~
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Maria-
Did you ever see this? Apparently Simon’s Blog was changed and this is supposed to be the original… http://www.whatsleftofmyhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/simon-blog3.jpg ….and now his Dec 11th blog ends totally different..
Is it the same type of editing that goes on the show and on the website? I thought the blog was there to set the message straight
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yes, chandra, do let me know! thanks and happy new year!
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