Nick Cannon wants to give Mariah Carey a bald eagle for a present

I have to admit I literally laughed out loud reading this one. I can’t decide if Nick Cannon is ignorant or really sweet. Maybe a bit of both?

Anyway, Nick wants to give wife Mariah Carey a bald eagle for her 39th birthday this Friday. Yes, this kind of bald eagle:

Or not. See, a “bald eagle” is slang for a completely shaved pubic area, so Mariah might be in for more than she bargained for. Here’s what Nick had to say:

“I think I was going to get her a bald eagle or something. Yeah, they sell them bald eagles still right?”

Yes. They sell bald eagles. I think they had a sale on bald eagles at Wal-Mart last week, I have a coupon around somewhere I can let you borrow. Just watch out for those talons, they can get tricky!