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Paris Hilton’s sister Nicky has branded her sister’s 23-day jail sentence “pretty absurd”.
The hotel heiress has to report to Los Angeles’ Century Regional Detention Center by 5 June (07) to start serving her sentence for violating her probation following her 2006 drink-driving arrest.
Sister Nicky tells People.com, “I think she should definitely be punished, but going to jail for a traffic violation is pretty absurd.”
I actually agree with Nicky!
Source: Tittle-Tattle
well yeah, 23 days for a serial offender is completley absurd, she should be sentenced to three months handcuffed to a steering wheel having to drive around in circles while an enraged frank zappa impersonator stuff pilchards in her ears
but that’s just, like, my opinion
I agree with Nicky. going to jail for a traffic violation is absurd and, as for the other, subsequent offences, well surely modern judges realise that contempt of court, driving whilst banned and the like are just loopholes to convict common people when they are cluttering up our roads.
Driving under the influence of alcohol isn’t the same when important people like Paris are driving. How can the judge not understand that her getting to the shops for her cigarettes is only really risking her own life (which is her choice!) and those of the common folk who’s lives she enriches so much.
Come on America, stop being so PC and admit that beautiful people shouldn’t be subject to the plebeian laws. Paris makes our streets beautiful, we should keep her on display, not hide her away in a prison.
My 10 year old nephew has a picture of Paris engaging in a lesbian love act on his wall, I think its call a cunning plan for Paris to start a stamp licking club in one of America’s correctional facilities
I agree. Imprisoning our celebrities like this only encourages them to rack up prisonable offences in a quest for column inches.
Instead we should reserve a page in every national newspaper which is kept blank specifically to not report on any jobless wonder who ignores the law of the land.
In preparation for her incarceration, Paris would be well-advised to watch any of the innumerable women’s prison exploitation movies of the 60s and 70s to get an idea of what to expect.
If she would like to come round and peruse any of my collection, she would be more than welcome, provided she came with twiglets.
Why are we all wasting the internet talking about a naughty little girl who needs to be punished. I think she should be sent round to my house so I can spank her bottom and give her werthers.
With Paris in prison, who is going to be carrying out all her important work?
Eh? Eh?
NO-ONE, that’s who.
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I agree, the thought of the rich having to be subject to common law is unthinkable! Why, I can hardly type with the injustice of it all. I hope the justice system sees the error of it’s ways and releases her after twenty minutes.
the Hiltons are a superstitious and cowardly lot.
Isn’t Mark Chapman being released soon? I’ll pressure him to get Paris’ autograph…
Miss Hilton’s incarceration is clearly politically motivated. The Us congress have been quaking in their boots ever since she began her mission to free the western world from the evil clutches of reason and intellect. FREE PARIS NOW!!
I think that we should invade the United States because of this outrageous attempt of hiding their weapons of mass destruction. Free Paris Hilton now so I can give her a full inspection and internal examination and probing!
Now this is a story, all about how my life got flipped – turned upside down,
And i’d like to take a minute,
just sit right there,
I’ll tell you howI became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia,
born an’ raised,
on the playground is where i spent mosta my days,
Chillin out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool,
An’ all shootin some B-ball outside of the school,
When a couple o’ guys who were up to no good,
Started makin’ trouble in my neighbourhood,
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
She said ‘You’re movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!’
I begged and pleaded with her day after day,but
she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and saig ‘I´d might as well kickin’
First class, ‘Yo, this is bad’ drinkin orange juice out of a champange glass
‘Is this what the people of Bel Air live like?’
‘Hmm.. this might be allright!’
Hic!
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.
I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki,
Well, she was selling pineapple, playing ukulele,
And when I went to the girl, “Come on and teach me to sway,”
She laughed and whispered to me, “Yes, come tonight to the bay.”
The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai,
Around calypso sarong we’ll all be singing this song.
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.
And down on the shore they gather romance,
She showed me much more, not only to dance.
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.
The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai,
Around calypso sarong we’ll all be singing this song.
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.
This is all part of the lizard’s plot! Read more at: davidicke.com
I my day the central defense would be far more up field than all this light weight dandy-lion nonsense in today’s game. Bring back canning, that’s what I say!
Rhesus monkeys turn out to be pretty good statisticians, a study reveals.
They can accurately assess which of two behaviours is more likely to bring them a reward by summing together a series of probabilistic clues. And their reasoning is reflected in the firing rate of individual neurons in their brain.
Tianming Yang and Michael Shadlen at the Howard Hughes Medical Institute and the University of Washington in Seattle, US, tested the reasoning of two rhesus macaques by showing them a series of abstract shapes on a video screen.
Each shape corresponded to a different probability that a drink reward would be associated with a red instead of a green target.
In each trial, the monkey saw a sequence of 4 of 10 possible shapes then, had to choose which target to look at. The probability that the red target would give the reward was the sum of the probabilities for each of the four shapes; otherwise, the green target yielded the drink.
High-risk project
After several weeks of training on thousands of trials per day – clearly, the monkeys are no Einsteins – both macaques learned to match their choices closely to the actual probabilities revealed by the shapes they saw, choosing the correct target more than 75% of the time.
This is the first time monkeys have been shown to make such subtle probabilistic inferences.
“When we started this, we thought it was a high-risk project,” says Shadlen. “When we had monkeys doing it, I was pretty shocked.”
Computing neurons
The researchers also used electrodes in the brain to record the activity of 64 neurons in the lateral intraparietal area – a region on the side of the brain that is involved in attention and visual processing.
They found that the neurons responded to the first shape by firing at a rate proportional to the probability suggested by that shape. As each successive shape was shown, the firing rate changed to match the probability determined by all the shapes seen so far.
“We’re seeing neurons that are making computations,” says Shadlen. In particular, the neurons appeared to be computing the log likelihood ratio of red versus green rewards – exactly the sort of computation a statistician might do.
“We’re exposing the basic elements, the fundamental biology of higher cognition,” says Shadlen. Further work should allow the researchers to begin to understand the decision-making process in more detail.
Actually the bitch deserves it after tearing the head off one of my barbie dolls in 1985.
I refer you all to this page, maybe that will shed more light on the immense importance of this issue!!
http://tinyurl.com/lzxld
those men keep breaking into my house and dressing my grandad as a woman
Poor Paris. Ive seen prison dramas I know what goes on. Before she knows it she will be in the boiler room with Lizzie drinking grog fermented in a radiator whilst pleasuring Bee Smith with the Freak Ferguson doing over her mimsy with her leather gloved hand.
(warning – may have just dreamed most of that)
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It’s NOT a traffic violation- it’s DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE AND THEN IGNORING THE PENALTY! That’s pretty offensive, obnoxious and irresponsible to her life and the lives of others. Sorry, but she can cry and whine, I still think she should have handled herself more responsibly the 1st time around. Anyone driving under the influence is a danger to society. What if she had killed a child? Would we be so critical of the system?
YOU SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is so absurd to lock up Paris for this whole episode. The powers that be are merely trying to make an example of her. Basically they are envious of her status and priviledged lifestyle.
It is too bad that the law isn’t more focused on more dangerous criminal activity. Paris is a real threat to society… Please…….Give me a break. The fault really lies with the poor paprazzi they are so pathetic in their endeavors. It really is sad that such blood suckers are rewarded for their worthless livelihoods. When it comes down to it they are the root of this injustice… Think about it.
Paris … I am in your corner. …In fact I recently wrote a serious rock tune about your personna that puts a positive spin on you and who you are… I hope you contact me to give it a listen…. It will rock your world and the rest of the world as well…. Give me a shout and see what I am talking about. This is big! Love ya’ Bruce
Yes Bruce what Paris Hilton with all her fame, looks and money needs right now is a stalker.
envious? like anyone would be envious of a drunk driver who avoids probation.
First … I am not saying that she is totally innocent or perfect ..by no means… She is rich, yes, spoiled yes, but she is still a young kid and they make mistakes. I guess those of you pointing fingers never have…Yeah Right. I would like to see how many of you could be followed by papparazzi 24 hours a day exposing to the world every minute of your public life. Then again most of you are used to that…. Just remember …. ” He who has never sinned cast the first stone”.
Before you act so fast to punish and put someone-else down take a good look at yourself!.
Personally, i am not self-righteous… but i have never, nor would ever drive drunk, so although i do not follow bible sayings, i don’t cast stones unnecessarily. I would say the same about a poor ass person who gets behind the wheel after drinking all night… her money and celebrity have nothing to do w/my personal opinion. It only differs that I am actually taking the time to write about it here.
My opinion is she was wrong, the law says she was wrong, and being a celebrity followed by paparazzis is no excuse to put people at risk… this was her decision and her problem- she needs to deal w/her work issues like everyone else does to their extent.
Some are followed by paparazzis, some make 7 bucks an hour flippin’ burgers… oh, well… such is life.
jesus bruce you just dont quit…
Drink driving in the first place could be considered a mistake (and a biggie in my opinion), by ignoring the punishment she’s crossed into outright stupidity/disdain for the law…
More annoying though are all the weepy muppets giving it ’she doesn’t deserve jail’ etc. etc. Yes she does, just like any regular man/woman on the street who has done what she did.
‘He who has never sinned cast the first stone’
how about ’she who does the crime does (all) the time…’ and anyway, since were talking about drink driving I can declare myself sin-free, now where did I put those stones…
good answer ajn!
Young kid? She’s 25 bleedin’ years old!
Do da crime, do da time.
if the daft bint wants to drive and drink at the same time then she’s just plain crazy…. everyone knows smoking and flying is far superior
bint???? You can’t say that!
No. She’s clearly a slag.
BruceofWindsor
” He who has never sinned cast the first stone”
Just one shot, that’s all I ask!
Join me in prayer.
There once was a girl called Paris
Who made us aware how good life is
She drove and she drank
and was thrown in the tank
now her mimsy’s forgot what a man is
Amen
Hahahahahahahahahaha
hello everybody i know im only 12 years old and know that alot of people my around my age look up to paris hilton and i know i love her fashion sense and her qote “thats hot”. but i think she deserves to be in jail because of what she did also to see the life of being in jail so she can appreciate that she has absolutley everything a girl could want.
so thats just my opinion
anywayz cya
P.S ThAtS HoT
She is a slut!!! Se should get married and get a life.