Nicole Kidman shows off her baby bump

Hello, you sexy Snarkarinos! How lovely you look today. I just might have to give you a little pinch, you’re THAT CUTE.

Anyway, Nicole Kidman was out and about this weekend, showing off her ginormous baby bump. Well, ginormous for HER anyway. Geez, how far along is she? 6 or 7 months? By that time with all my pregnancies, I was knocking over things in other rooms with my huge ol’ belly. Seriously, I had to have people go ahead of me to clear the way so I didn’t step on some little kids accidentally. I could balance entire trays of cocktails on that sucka.

Here’s Nicole:

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Such a wee little belly, it tis! Och, lassie! For pete’s sake, eat something that doesn’t have the words “macrobiotic” or “fat-free” in the title, will ya?