No! Ali Lohan hasn’t gotten breast implants!

So Dina Lohan and Lindsay Lohan are appalled, APPALLED, I tell you, that there is even speculation that little sis Ali Lohan has gotten breast implants. She’s just naturally gone from an A cup to a DD cup, yalls! It’s like, boob MAGIC. Here’s what Lindsay had to say:

“My mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given,” Lindsay wrote in a fiery post on her MySpace Celebrity blog. “Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14-year-old child to alter her body.”

– source

Isn’t it cute how she thinks we’re going to believe her? Pretty adorable, if you ask me.