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Ay yi yi, I walk away from the Internets for FIVE MINUTES and all heckfire has broken loose. Can’t a girl wallow in the sunshine eating bonbons like a CIVILIZED person? Sheesh!
Anywhodles, Snarkarinos, we all know that Madonna was denied adoption this week of a new kid to add to her growing arsenal of walking, talking accessories. Too bad they don’t come stamped with the labels Gucci, Prada, or Chanel, right? Madge actually was stopped in her tracks by the Malawaian gubmint, mostly because she doesn’t satisfy the residency requirement, but also because she’s gone back to her raging skanky ways and they are THINKING OF THE CHILDREN!!!
So the poor Kabbalah nutball had to fly herself home via a private plane yesterday, but she does plan to appeal the judge’s ruling. Except, well, uh, guess who showed up all of a sudden? Daddy! Yes, mysteriously he’s decided to come forward once he heard a “famous pop star” was thinking about adopting his meal ticket abandoned baby girl!
One person at least had something nice to say about the Material Girl – her ex-husbandGuy Ritchie:
“I fully supported Madonna in her decision to apply for this adoption, and I am saddened that her application has been rejected. She is motivated only by being a caring parent who seeks to share some of the advantages and opportunities that her life has given her.”
If you listen very closely, you can almost hear him laughing. Creepy!
Yes, well, that’s enough Madge Vadge news for the day, I think. Here’s SNL’s skit from Saturday night pairing Angelina Jolie against Madonna for the Ultimate Baby Smackdown – watch:
