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Shaun White might have two Olympic gold medals in snowboarding, but thus far he has zero in “making people want to look at naked pictures of him.”
At least, that’s what it seems like so far. Over 24 hours after news surfaced that someone was trying to sell embarrassing pictures of the pro athlete, no takers are yet to be found. That’s like a decade in Internet years. What gives?
According to TMZ , they’re pretty explicit, too:
Now, at least two of the pics have surfaced … one featuring Shaun making out with a hot blonde chick in front of other people … with their clothes on.
The other pic shows Shaun with the same woman — sans clothes — in the middle of a missionary-style embrace on a bed … with Shaun grinning at the direction of the camera.
TMZ has seen the pics … let’s just say the ginger carpet matches the ginger drapes.
Adorable! Am I seriously the only one who wishes to see this flamed-haired cutie’s carpet and drapes? I mean, I know gingers are not as popular a sexual “type” as, say, your Clooneys and Goslings, but I guarantee there are enough of us out there to make it at least somewhat worth a gossip site’s while. For once, it seems the unfair bias against gingers in the NSFW media is working in a ginger’s favor. I guess I have no choice but to wait until the price goes down enough so that I can purchase them myself. For equality.
(Via TMZ)
