O noes! Coyotes eat Paris Hilton’s little doggies!

I really shouldn’t laugh at this, but I SO TOTALLY AM. Paris Hilton has 17 dogs – which, isn’t that against the law or something? How does she take care of that many dogs? – and she let them go outside and didn’t pay attention, and coyotes ATE TWO OF THEM.

So my first question is why did she let the dogs out at night in the Hollywood Hills? She might as well written invitations and set the table, I mean how stupid do you have to be? Yeah, that was a hypothetical question. We all know Paris is stupid. Too bad they couldn’t of mistaken Paris for part of the meal…..but I don’t want to be responsible for coyotes choking and getting sick all over the place.