Oh, that Gary Coleman!

I love Gary Coleman. He’s like a thousand fun yet freaky little stories wrapped into one interesting, yet slightly alarming package. And today’s newest? Gary decided to use his truck as a weapon on some guy he had an argument with in a bowling alley. Here’s what the authorities had to say:

Wright told The Salt Lake Tribune there are “indications” that alcohol was a factor in the accident. He was unavailable for comment Sunday.

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Really? Alcohol? NO KIDDING. Like Homer Simpson says: “Alcohol! The solution to, and cause of, all of life’s problems.” Well, Gary Coleman is in for a world of hurt after this latest escapade. Let’s remember him in happier times, shall we?