Yep, Phil is quite certain that the man who's holding him like this, as he fears for his life, is going straight to hell.
Not only that, but when he gets to hell he'll be seated next to that annoying group of people who complain about everything and sigh for dramatic effect 24/7. Eternal damnation is going to suck for this guy.
Besides the weather, Phil knows a thing or two about love. He's quite certain that Klum and Seal are just on a break and will be happily reunited by September 2012.
It's true. Bieber is just two short decades away from being other former teen heart throb, Leif Garrett. Here, this will explain it all.
It's Phil's favorite, and obviously everyone wants to be like Phil.
She may be all sweet now, but Phil predicts she'll have her first DUI at 17, but will have been in rehab at least twice before this DUI happens.
Like we said, Phil knows his shit when it comes to love. Although he predicts they'll do this whole engagement thing for the next six months, Timberlake will eventually come to his senses and get back together with Cameron Diaz.
Despite being jealous of George Clooney's stunning good looks, Phil predicts George will clean up at the Oscars.
He also knows that Melissa McCarthy will win for Best Actress in a Supporting Role, and although Rooney Mara will walk away empty handed, Phil predicts that she and he will be moving to Gothenburg, Sweden by year's end to live happily ever after.
Apparently, Phil isn't a Madonna fan or thanks to his Elixir he just knows everything. Not only will Madonna bomb, but babies the world over will cry at those overly-muscular arms of hers during her performance.
Yep, Phil is quite certain that the man who's holding him like this, as he fears for his life, is going straight to hell.
Not only that, but when he gets to hell he'll be seated next to that annoying group of people who complain about everything and sigh for dramatic effect 24/7. Eternal damnation is going to suck for this guy.
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