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Tuesday, May 12, 2009 - 8:11 pm ET
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One Life To Live : Stacey Is A Bad Stripper

And I don’t mean that as BAD as in hot or great. Good Lord that was the worst stripping/dancing I’ve seen in my life. Stacey may look like a stripper but she needs a lot of stripping, poll dancing and just basic hip actions lessons before she pops out of a cake during a Bachelor Party again.

Stacey showed some major cleavage alright but she was as stiff like an electric post. No one beats Laura Wright’s stripper role on Guiding Light as Cassie. I think she’s probably the best daytime actress who actually pulled it off. Crystal Hunt was boring and like I said, stiff.

I mean basic dance moves would have been nice. Oh and by the way, what was with the almost kiss with Jared in the end. Did you notice how Jared actually pouted his lips to kiss Stacey? What The???

I’ll give major props to Lab Technician Kyle though. Now HE can move. He shook his hips and showed his flexible back bending moves. Stacey? Not so much. Not even a little.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009 - 8:11 pm ET
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  1. Karen

    I agree completely!!! I can’t stand her anyway, but I just kept waiting for her to MOVE! LOL

  2. Alyssa

    Dexie i agree. I was thinking the same thing. A robot could have done better than her. They should have put her in classes before they had her get up there and make a fool out of herself.

  3. Dexie

    Budget cuts??? LOL

  4. Stephanie

    I know this is off topic, but do you think it’s odd that Gigi’s filling in for someone who has the “flu”? Wouldn’t it be interesting if the writers realized what they did by writing that throw away line was open up Llanview to the Swine Flu.

    Oh yeah, Stacie couldn’t dance her way out of a cupcake.

  5. Laura Sanchez Van Veen

    Can someone please tell me the name of the song that was playing while Kyle was stripping? Thanks!

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