Oprah opens up second school

I don’t really have anything bad to say about Oprah, mostly because I’m hoping she will adopt me. If she doesn’t end up doing that, I’ll go ballistic on her big ass.

Oprah Winfrey opened her second school for poor South African youth Friday, an innovative, environmentally friendly institution she hopes will be a model for public education.

Dressed casually in a cream top and white pants, the talk-show host danced and sang with teachers and children who lauded her with cries of "Long live Oprah, long live!"

The article goes on to say that they hoisted Oprah up on their shoulders and paraded her around; after that, she presided over the sacrifice ceremony of Kalambara goat blood drinking.

Yeah, I made up that last part…..or did I?

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